It's like God shit irony all over that family
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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