no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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