oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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