Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
