i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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