I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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