I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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