yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He had one of those small greek statue penises
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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