I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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