it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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