i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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