I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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