Don't you send me to vm
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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