Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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