bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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