To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dick very happy bro
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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