So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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