just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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