i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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