"it" just moved
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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