But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My sheets look like a crime scene.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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