Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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