she was so not down for the gang bang
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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