Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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