Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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