I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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