I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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