haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
wow bdsm is so cute
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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