I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
third nipple confirmed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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