I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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