then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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