I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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