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one two three fourrrrnication!

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(650): one two three fourrrrnication! http://tfl.nu/2jpj

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?

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(218): Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night? http://tfl.nu/5syc

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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(520): Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday http://tfl.nu/ewfr

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I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.

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(612): I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out. http://tfl.nu/8phs

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(843): View more from South Carolina

At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump

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(843): At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump http://tfl.nu/qbro

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(613): View more from Ontario

Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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(613): Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night. http://tfl.nu/w938

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(315): View more from New York

i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?

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(315): i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now? http://tfl.nu/2nou

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(925): View more from California

Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.

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(925): Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager. http://tfl.nu/yj7y

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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?

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(978): Did you get your crutches off the street sign? http://tfl.nu/v5z3

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(207): View more from Maine

Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.

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(207): Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level. http://tfl.nu/8m2b

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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out

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(610): She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out http://tfl.nu/xh8n

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?

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I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.

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(608): So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf? (1-608): I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account. http://tfl.nu/4oht

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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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(780): You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me http://tfl.nu/3d09

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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.

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(626): I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses. http://tfl.nu/ogb0

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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter

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(709): Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter http://tfl.nu/qto5

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