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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?

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  (651): Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women? http://tfl.nu/yufj
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  (510): View more from California

  I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.

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  (510): I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress. http://tfl.nu/szsa
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

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  (804): no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies http://tfl.nu/gwy7
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  (512): View more from Texas

  someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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  (512): someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP http://tfl.nu/kebb
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.

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  (502): She never called back. Financed a fleshlight. http://tfl.nu/uvos
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  (928): View more from Arizona

  note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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  (928): note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea http://tfl.nu/nwiv
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  (307): View more from Wyoming

  Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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  (307): Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!! http://tfl.nu/96d4
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

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  (810): Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down. http://tfl.nu/7v0j
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.

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  (256): I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan. http://tfl.nu/no44
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.

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  (317): Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced. http://tfl.nu/5tm9
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self

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  (423): Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self http://tfl.nu/t1xo
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine

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  I just got chills

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  (952): What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine (1-952): I just got chills http://tfl.nu/9spt
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  (650): View more from California

  I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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  (650): I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words. http://tfl.nu/h8c9
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk

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  (913): That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk http://tfl.nu/2k25
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  (845): View more from New York

  You jumped into so many bushes for no reason

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  (845): You jumped into so many bushes for no reason http://tfl.nu/2wkq
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