Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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