yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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