They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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