Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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