My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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