Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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