If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The Olympian is in my bed
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
