Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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