So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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