her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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