im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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