Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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