How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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