I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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