I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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