So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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