You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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