just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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