Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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