If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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