It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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