That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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