Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.