There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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