Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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