One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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